4 reasons why I’m an awesome wife
For those of you who are wondering how husband J could have possibly survived the last 24 years.
1. I’ve uttered the words “You know what we need? Call of Duty” and “Go ahead, buy the biggest tv that you want”.
2. I cook.
3. I clean.
4. I say things like “You should go out with friends, I’ll take care of (son) j”. And I actually mean it. And I don’t make him feel bad about it later.
Note: This post was originally titled “5 reasons I’m an awesome wife”, but I could only come up with 4 items.