4 quick,great things about your forties.
This is for my co-worker Dezi, who, after she called me “old” almost got her ass beat.
1. Your insurance goes way down. If you’re driving a nice respectable “adult” car like a Volvo it plummets even further.
2. People think you know what you’re talking about…even if you don’t. Please, who are you going to believe – a 23 year old or me?
3. You have taste. Green roses are unusual and lovely.
4. While you are old enough to know better, you are also old enough to a. post your own bail or b. not get caught in the first place.