I strongly object!

by mollykl

The list of 111 Male characters of British Literature in Order of Bangability is nice. It’s even rather extensive. What I would like to know is WHAT IDIOT MADE UP THIS LIST?! Seriously, Mr Darcy has been supplanted by Mr Rochester?!? The bastard kept his first wife WHO HE DROVE INSANE in the fucking attic!!! Oh yeah, that’s bangable. Algernon Moncrieff tops James Bond, Sirius Black and Remus Lupine? What the…? And WHY is Henry Crawford even on the list?!?

I can only surmise that this list was compiled and arranged by a. a man, with poor taste and an even poorer understanding of women or b. a woman with masochistic tendencies and feelings of inadequacy.

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